James Franco Goes Bald!

james-franco-bald-tattooIf I wasn’t a James Franco fan already for his work in “Your Highness”, “Pineapple Express”, and “The Interview”; then I sure as hell am one now! Okay, so I was already a big fan of James (the actor and real life crazy person, not the director; his movies creep me out), but now I’m an even bigger Francophile (yes, I know what that actually means, but nuts to France) because he’s shaved his head bald for a new movie. In the film, titled “Zeroville”, the Academy Award nominee plays “Vikar Jerome”, a bald dude obsessed with 70s film culture; he also has a tattoo of Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Cliff on the back of his head, which is too insane to not be amazing. He recently showed up to the Venice International Film Festival in character and freaked some people out, but I’m totally on board with this insanity. So yeah folks, I know that he’s not really bald, but I’m all in!James-Franco-haircutThis isn’t the first time that Franco has totally transformed himself for a movie role, as he got really into character for his role as “Riff-Raff” in “Springbreakers” a while back, and freaked out the square then too. I wasn’t as down with that one because his character looked like someone I’d want to punch in the nose, but this Vikar guy seems like a real straight shooter! Plus, Franco kind of looks like yours-truly with his new anti-haircut; we’re bald bros! He’ll most likely grow his hair back when he’s done shooting the movie, but his latest stunt provides us with a good look of how Franco might someday look when his hair actually does start to go. Hopefully he also grows a mustache when it happens in real life, because that thing really ties the whole look together. He looks like the singer from Judas Priest (Rob Halford), and if there’s one way to look completely nuts in a good way, it’s looking like Rob Halford. So enjoy it while it lasts folks, because if he decides to go hair transplant or toupee someday, we’ll be deprived of the unicorn-like image that is Bald Franco. He’s not legit enough for The Bald Army yet folks, but if he ever fully commits to hairlessness, there’s a spot in the Officer’s Club waiting for him. james-franco-bald-before-after

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A Picture Of A Bald Eagle.

9-11-bald-eagleAmerica: You try to terrorize us, and we just heroically run towards the destruction. Our symbol is a bald bird of prey that will literally tear your eyes out if you mess with it. Bald on Bald Eagle, and rock on America. That is all.

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Derek Jeter: Bald Of Famer

derek-jeter-baldI know folks, I’ve talked about Derek Jeter before, but my man is retiring after a Hall of Fame career that includes countless appearances as an All-Star, 5  World Series Championships, 5 Golden Glove Award wins, 4 Silver Slugger Award wins, a Rookie of the Year win, a World Series MVP, and a rank as the all-time Yankees’ hit leader. Needless to say, he deserves more than one write up from a site dedicated to dudes who are losing their hair while doing awesome stuff. So with that said, let’s ramble about Derek Jeter’s bald head!derek-jeter-youngOkay, so we’ve got all of his on-field accolades out of the way, now let’s talk about one of his true accomplishments as a bald man: he’s managed to get through an entire two decades as a megastar without ever getting any bad press. He’s also managed to date a Hall of Fame of gorgeous women without ever really developing a reputation as a man-skank (there’s some STD rumors out there, but nobodies perfect). He’s always kept a good public image, and has represented men with bad hairlines, and now men with terrible hairlines, with grace and honor. He’s not only been a great ambassador for the game of baseball, but a great representative of the BBBH Community (that stands for “Bald, Balding, and Bad Hairlined”), and for that I think him. He was never graced with a great hairline, but he never let that hold him back from accomplishing his goal of being both an amazing professional athlete and an amazing ladies man. His hair started falling about in his mid thirties, was strongly receding by his late thirties, and is now only about half there as he enters his forties. He’s always wore his hair or lack-of-hair well, opting to go for a full head shave/stubble look as soon as his hair-loss really started to show, and as you can see by the first picture, it’s not exactly doing poorly with the ladies. He’s great at sports, but he’s even better at being bald! sYears from now, fathers will tell their sons about how they used to pay a thousand dollars to go to Yankee Stadium to see Jeter lead the Pinstripes to victory. Hopefully those fathers will be bald, and their sons will be balding, and they’ll tell them that no matter how much hair Derek had, he always kicked ass. I’m a Yankee fan folks, I’m a bald fan folks, and that makes me a Derek Jeter fan. Thanks for the memories Derek, and please remember that there’s always a place in The Bald Army waiting for you.

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Thinning is a Good Thing for Pawn Stars Chumlee

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Have you seen Austin Russell lately?
You might know him better as “Pawn Stars” over sized lovable screw up Chumlee. We’ll it appears the 31 year old Chumlee has made quite a drastic change in his appearance. He dropped an amazing 75 pounds! Chum chalks it up to eating the right foods and hitting the gym six days per week. That’s dedication.

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Chum is notorious for his goofing around and funny guy routine but he took his health serious. The recent loss of his farther motivated him to finally do it.  But weight isn’t the only thing Chum is losing. His hair is thinning out too. While not exactly young in terms of losing your hair standards, Chum probably isn’t helping his hair loss with his long hair style. Not only does longer hair extenuate the thin wispy look, the added weight is an additional burden for the hair to withstand. His bad eating habits in the past didn’t help either.

chumlee-fat-baldNow that he’s living the healthy lifestyle we’re thinking Chum should go with a shorter hair style to give a thicker and fuller look. Regardless of what we say one thing for certain is Chum isn’t letting his appearance stop him from success. The guy is making a fortune and has a super hot girlfriend. Not bad for the fat bald guy right?

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Some things you might not have known about Chumlee.

He has a huge sneaker collection. He prefers Air Jordans and admits he owns a couple hundred pairs.

He has a super hot girlfriend. Chum says she was a big part in motivating him to drop the weight. You see guys… Fat and going bald can get you hot chicks, but being rich and having a reality TV show doesn’t hurt.

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On any given day you can catch Chumlee cruising the Las Vegas strip in one of his many whips. He owns a 1964 Chevy Impala SS, Maserati Gran Turismo, Cadillac Escalade, Range Rover and a Rolls-Royce Phantom. Looks like the pawn business has been very good.

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Mark Ruffalo’s Hulking Hair!

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Mark Ruffalo is more than just an actor with hulking thick gobs of hair. You can also add directing, producing and screenwriting to his credits. Marks good fortune didn’t come over night. He paid his dues working as a bartender for the better part of a decade before getting his first break. Now you might say Mark has a full head of hair and isn’t balding, and I’d say you’re right. He’s not balding, but he is thinning.

It’s normal for all men to experience some sort of hair loss as they get older. It’s rare to see men in their mid-late forties with the same hairline they had when they were twenty one.

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If you compare pictures of Marks hair from his younger days to today you can see he is starting to show some recession in the front hairline.He also has some recession at the temples forming the very beginning of a windows peak.

It’s impossible to know whether or not Mark is taking preventive hair loss medications such as Propecia or Minoxidil, but if he wants to maintain his thick mane and keep his hairline from further thinning there is little choice but to get on the meds.

Mark is now synonymous with the Hulk in the Marvel Comics Avenger movies, but here are somethings I bet you didn’t know about Mark.

- He underwent surgery in 2002 to remove a benign brain tumor.

- Mark says he went on 800 auditions before finally making it.

- His brother was shot in the head and killed in 2008 outside his Beverly Hills home.

Mark is currently filming  Avengers: Age of Ultron due out in May of 2015.

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