Shark Tank’s Bald Billionaires

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Money can’t buy you everything. Even if you have a couple of billion dollars in the bank there are things in life that will make you as ordinary as the homeless dude on the corner.  The billionaire cast of Shark Tank can attest to at least one of those things. Going bald.

Each male cast member is afflicted with some degree of hair bankruptcy.

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Kevin O’Leary: This Daddy Warbucks look a like is the most follicly challenged billionaire of the bunch. He likes to be called Mr. Wonderful to satisfy his huge ego and he is quick to call you a cockroach if he thinks you are a loser. If having hair was a business then Kevin’s head is out of the deal.

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Daymond John: A self made billionaire from the hood, Daymond might be the only Shark who is bald on purpose. Part of his empire is in the world of hip hop where the shaved head rules supreme. We did find a few pictures of Daymond with some peach fuzz growing on top but it looks like he’s receding. He rocks the bald look like a boss.

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Robert Herjavec: This nice guy billionaire seems to take great pride in his appearance. He’s usually sympathetic to the struggling entrepreneurs that are looking for his financial help. He appears to be aggressively combating his thinning dome. Robert has the classic temple recession on each side of his hairline with the longer grown out hair style used for camouflage. His hairline seems to have grown in over the past several seasons of the show making me think he’s had some work done. It could be crafty lighting and makeup but I’m not so sure. It’s more likely he had a hair transplant from a top doctor to keep further hair loss in check.

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Mark Cuban: Love him or hate him Mr. Cuban is a man who doesn’t hold back. Out of all the Sharks I’d say Mark is the one who has the best kept secret. It looks like he’s slowly been replacing what he’s lost over the years making it difficult to notice he’s been losing his hair. Looking at older pictures of Mark his hair looks like it’s thinning rather than receding, especially images where there is direct sunlight exposing his scalp. Fast forward to today and his hair is thicker, likely the results of a hair transplant. He also appears to dye his hair dark black. This covers his grey but it also gives the illusion of thicker hair. He also styles his hair in a way that seems to strategically cover certain areas.

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Last April Cuban starred in an AT&T Uverse commercial. At the end of the commercial he is sitting in a chair with a lamp directly over the back of his head exposing a huge bald spot.

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Believe me if there was a cure for baldness these guys would be all over it. No matter what the cost.

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Helen Flanagan: British Beauty Balding?

helen-flanagan-balding-picNot gonna lie to you folks, I had no idea who Helen Flanagan until I started writing this article. I had seen her in passing while researching other gossip dreck, but I had never actually looked into her existence. Well that’s all changed now, because if the picture above is any indication, it’s only a matter of time before her race of advanced robots rises from the sea and start infiltrating  our society with their hypno-eyes and crazy lips; so I better start learning about her now before I have to call her “master”. She’s also apparently going bald, so that makes her business my business…helen-flanagan-baldingWe’ve got ourselves a traction alopecia alert! It looks like the British model and “Coronation Street” actress (she was featured prominently on the soap opera for over twelve years) has been using hair extensions for too long and the pull of them is starting to make her go bald on the top of her head. This isn’t typical female pattern baldness,  but is instead a type of follicle damage that some women go through when they’ve used fake hair too much.  It’s pretty apparent that this is the case too, because she’s only in her mid-twenties, and it’s in a spot where traction alopecia typically takes hold. To my knowledge, if she stops using extensions and crazy chemical treatments, she should end up growing her hair back and being okay. If not, look for her to start going through some crazy efforts to cover up her bald spot. Speaking of crazy…helen-flanagan-balding-picsLook folks, Helen Flanagan is a gorgeous woman who any man would be lucky t date, she is just currently having a problem with her scalp and is really bad at taking pictures sometimes. Like 99.9 percent of her photos look amazing, but when she gets caught…she really gets caught. What in god’s name was she doing in that pic? Was she just eating a bagel? Was she really thirsty? I don’t know, but she looks like a really attractive rapid badger…not that I find forest creatures attractive…seriously I don’t…okay we’re done here.

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Lebron James: Does The King Have A New Crown?

lebron-james-hair-transplantLebron James is too damn famous to be doing this folks…he’s got hair plugs. I’ve told you guys about Lebron James’ hairline before, because it’s a rough one! It’s been receding since he got into the league as a teenager, going from a standard forehead to at least a six-head. It’s so bad that the positioning of his headband has become a running joke, an internet meme even! It’s like the equator…only it shifts and is on the best basketball player in the world’s head. Well it was anyway, because like I said before, it looks like King James decided that his crown was sitting too far back on his head and decided to have the space filled in. lebron-james-hair-transplant-before-afterThe former Miami Heat superstar and former but now once again leader of the Cleveland Cavaliers recently showed up in the media promoting his millionth pair of shoes, and he suddenly had a full head of hair! Where before he had a six head and a lot of thinning at the corners, he now has a normal forehead and a complete set of follicles! This leads me to believe that he’s done one of two things: Lebron James has undergone a hair transplant procedure (“hair plugs” if you want to be a hillbilly about it), or he’s started using spray on hair. I’m a “cups half empty so let’s be really dramatic about it” kind of guy, so I’m going to lean towards him having gotten some sort of transplant because that’s way more drastic. I also don’t like the idea of the world’s most famous athlete and one of the NBA’s  (National Basketball Association) all-time greats being tacky enough to get his hair from a can; it’s hair bro, not chees.LeBron-James-Receding-HairlineOverall, his new hair actually looks really good on him, but I’m so strongly against the idea of any man covering up his baldness that I can’t in good conscious support his new look. I said it last time we spoke about him that he was on his way to a spot in The Bald Army, but now that’s clearly out the window. So basically Lebron has jumped ship again, but this time it wasn’t on a city or a team, it was on the Balds of the world, and I’m hurt on all of our behalves. How could you Lebron? I’m going to go cry now…okay I’m not, but seriously, it sucks that he’s not a bald anymore.lebron-james-hair-transplant-pics

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James Franco Goes Bald!

james-franco-bald-tattooIf I wasn’t a James Franco fan already for his work in “Your Highness”, “Pineapple Express”, and “The Interview”; then I sure as hell am one now! Okay, so I was already a big fan of James (the actor and real life crazy person, not the director; his movies creep me out), but now I’m an even bigger Francophile (yes, I know what that actually means, but nuts to France) because he’s shaved his head bald for a new movie. In the film, titled “Zeroville”, the Academy Award nominee plays “Vikar Jerome”, a bald dude obsessed with 70s film culture; he also has a tattoo of Elizabeth Taylor and Montgomery Cliff on the back of his head, which is too insane to not be amazing. He recently showed up to the Venice International Film Festival in character and freaked some people out, but I’m totally on board with this insanity. So yeah folks, I know that he’s not really bald, but I’m all in!James-Franco-haircutThis isn’t the first time that Franco has totally transformed himself for a movie role, as he got really into character for his role as “Riff-Raff” in “Springbreakers” a while back, and freaked out the square then too. I wasn’t as down with that one because his character looked like someone I’d want to punch in the nose, but this Vikar guy seems like a real straight shooter! Plus, Franco kind of looks like yours-truly with his new anti-haircut; we’re bald bros! He’ll most likely grow his hair back when he’s done shooting the movie, but his latest stunt provides us with a good look of how Franco might someday look when his hair actually does start to go. Hopefully he also grows a mustache when it happens in real life, because that thing really ties the whole look together. He looks like the singer from Judas Priest (Rob Halford), and if there’s one way to look completely nuts in a good way, it’s looking like Rob Halford. So enjoy it while it lasts folks, because if he decides to go hair transplant or toupee someday, we’ll be deprived of the unicorn-like image that is Bald Franco. He’s not legit enough for The Bald Army yet folks, but if he ever fully commits to hairlessness, there’s a spot in the Officer’s Club waiting for him. james-franco-bald-before-after

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A Picture Of A Bald Eagle.

9-11-bald-eagleAmerica: You try to terrorize us, and we just heroically run towards the destruction. Our symbol is a bald bird of prey that will literally tear your eyes out if you mess with it. Bald on Bald Eagle, and rock on America. That is all.

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