David Lee Roth Goes Full on Bald

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Van Halen front man David Lee Roth showed off his new bald look at Dave Grohl’s 46th birthday bash. Roth now 60, performed 2 classic Van Halen songs on stage with the Foo Fighters celebrating Grohl’s birthday.

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It’s no secret Diamond Dave lost his goldie locks decades ago and for years sported an assortment of bad wigs and comb overs styles. Eventually he replaced the helmet hardware with a decent hair transplant.

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At the end of the last song Dave took his hat off revealing his new chromed dome look.

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Here is the video. Dave takes off his hat at the 9:15 mark to reveal his bald glory.

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Ladies And Gentlemen…Phil Spector

phil-spector-scary-baldOkay, so that’s a terrifying picture to start things out with. Let’s get a couple of things out of the way folks: Phil Spector isn’t getting an invite to join The Bald Army…ever, and there’s nothing funny about the fact that he’s been convicted of murdering someone. However, if you didn’t know who Phil Spector was and you saw any of the pictures on this page, you’d say to yourself, “Look at that crazy bald guy trying to hide his bare scalp from the rest of the world!”. That means that the former award winning producer needs to get some play on this website. Normally I’d say “Get some love.”, but that’s not happening, so…uhhhhhhh…yeah, he’s apparently a piece of trash, so let’s laugh at how dumb Phil Spector looks! Let’s start with the picture that we all know and love…phil-spector-big-wigYup, that’s a grown man essentially wearing a clown wig in court. He actually woke up in the morning  and decided that it was a good idea to put that thing on his head. Furthermore, and really this applies to any of the wig photos, he was in jail during his trial, so he had to request that someone bring him these monstrosities! Imagine you’re the guy in charge of checking what’s brought into the prison and you see a friggin’ disco-clown wig come through the door…I would’ve burnt it on principal. It’s so bad that it makes this little number look downright chic…phil-spector-wigHe looks like he’s playing an old Steve Perry in a Journey biopic in that thing. It actually kind of fits the little bit of hair that he still has…it still looks terrible, but it fits better…I guess that makes it better? Anyhow, let’s take a look at his surfer-dude look…phil-spector-wigsI’ve got nothing for this one folks, he’s just clearly a crazy dude. Seriously, if you switched his criminal charges from “murder” to “tax fraud” or “operating a taxidermist office without a license”, you’d think everything about him was hilarious. It’s not like he’s secretly…phil-spector-scary-bald-pics Oh yeah, he’s that guy, he is in fact absolutely terrifying. As a matter of fact, you should be ashamed of yourselves for laughing at him at all, the only thing worse would be if you were the guy who operated a website tha- oh yeah, I’m that guy. Okay folks, good talk.

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Kelsey Grammer: Balding, Not A Nelly Song

kelsey-grammarLook, Kelsey Grammer isn’t perfect; the guy has been caught driving drunk more times than I can remember and starred in “McHale’s Navy”, so he’s clearly made some mistakes. However, if there was ever someone who could almost justify some poor behavior, it’s a guy like Kelsey, a man who despite his enormous success has seen a ton of tragic occurrences during his lfetime. He’s lost family members before their time, gone through divorces, and of course struggled with alcoholism; it hasn’t been smooth sailing. With all of that said, it should come as no surprise that the guy has spent his almost thirty years in the spotlight as a balding man. Anyone’s hair would fall out with that kind of life resume. These days he seems to have finally cleaned up his act, and the Emmy Award winning star of both “Cheers” and “Frasier” looks like he’s finally ready to step out of the tabloids and into the later stages of his career. It’s nice to see the man popping up in things like “The Expendables 3″ and “X-Men: Days Of Future Past” without accompanying stories about him crashing his car into anything. He’s represented balding men well with his work for years, and now he’s poised to finally represent us well in his personal life also, so I’m down to offer him a place in The Bald Army…I just have to take a look at how he used to look so that I can confirm his overall hairloss…let me just look at the pictu- holy crap, who is that guy?kelsey-grammar-baldingApparently Kelsey Grammer used to be a Swedish girl named “Tina”. It’s almost like the universe took his hair away from him to ensure that he’s be more manly as adult. Maybe I’m wrong though, maybe he grew out of his surfer-girl look in his teens…kelsey-grammar-beforeOh good, he outgrew it pretty quick…and grew into his “creepy guy from history class” phase. Seriously folks, going bald was the best thing that ever happened to this guy. Imagine Sam from “Cheers” fighting over Diane with this mooky Aryan dude? That never would’ve flown on network television; people would’ve ran from their screens at the shear sight of this guy! It’s not even an ugly thing, there’s just something unsettling about him. Just goes to show you folks: bald is better. Bald Kelsey Grammer convinced a lot of good looking ladies to marry him, that can’t be a coincidence. kelsey-grammar-afterLike I said before, Kelsey seems to be doing well these days, so I’m happy for him. I hope that he continues his upswing and can finally find peace in his existence. Good luck fellow bald man, godspeed.

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Joe Pesci: My Cousin Baldy

joe-pesciIf you can honestly tell me that there hasn’t been at least one time in your life when you were about to go out and get something done, but then noticed that “My Cousin Vinny” was on cable and ended up “just sitting down to watch that one scene” before ending up “watching the whole damn thing for fifteen thousandth time, thus missing grandma’s 82nd and apparently last birthday party”, then I’m not sure I want you visiting my website. There’s just something about that movie, there’s just something about Marisa Tomei, and there’s of course just something about Joe Pesci that just makes that movie amazing. There’s something else about Joe Pesci too: he’s been going bald for years. There’s an even something-er else too: he’s now lost enough hair to join The Bald Army! Let’s talk some bald Pesci!joe-pesci-youngBack when he was popping up in and owning the screen in movies like “Raging Bull”, Pesci had a full head of the most stereotypically Italian Mobster hair that has ever sat on the head of a short man. It was jet black, is was combed back, it was puffy, and it was Aqua Net sprayed into an unmoving state of awesome that the world doesn’t often get to view in a man’s hairstyle. He held onto it for a long time too, although I suspect that he started losing his hair back in the late eighties/ early nineties, because his bouffant in “Vinny” looked an awful lot like wig, as did his shorter cut in “The Super”. He was already showing some eight-head level recession in the “Lethal Weapon” movies, so that leads me to believe that these other flicks, shot around the same time, featured a wigged Pesci. He had won an Academy Award for his awesome “Funny like a clown?” part in “Goodfellas”, so after the subsequent big box office run that include his wigged-roles, he decided that he had done enough in the acting game and retired from Hollywood, that’s when he became this guy…joe-pesci-nowYup, that’s a legitimately bald Joe Pesci, and like everything he’s ever done, he’s balding well. He still looks hella-cool, and in fact looks even more cool than he did with his big seventies and eighties hair. I’m not going to beat around bush any longer folks, I’m inviting Joe to join The Bald Army, and I’m offering him the rank of General. Why such a high rank? Because he looks really cool bald, he looks like the coolest senior citizen ever…and because he’s Joe friggin’ Pesci, that’s why! Welcome aboard Joe!

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Brian Van Holt: Cougar Town Star Headed To Baldsville?

brian-van-holt-balding-picsBrian Van Holt is just flat out better looking than most people, it’s a fortunate fact for him and an unfortunate truth for the rest of us. However, he seems like a genuinely nice guy, so his wife-stealing good looks (he’s not a wife-stealer, he just could if he wanted to) and successful career are well deserved. He’s also starting to qualify for an entry-review for The Bald Army, because he’s been showing some hairline recession the last few years.  I’m not going to pretend that the dude is rocking a full on shiny-top or that he even has a five-head, but he’s in his forties and is clearly starting to show some sign of male pattern baldness.brian-van-holt-baldingKnown primarily for his hilarious role on the Courtney Cox starring “Cougar Town” (he’s a big part of the reason that the show started to take a more ensemble vibe as it progressed), Van Holt really started making waves in Hollywood (after years of appearing on television shows) with his parts in movies like “Black Hawk Down”, “House of Wax” and “S.W.A.T.”. When he first hit the scene, his hairline was clearly a bit stronger than it is these days, as it actually was even a little low on his forehead in his early times on screen. However, in recent years he’s seen a bit of a growth in his forehead size and a little bit of loss of hair at the corners. He’s stills looking like a man-dime with his receded hairline, and I’m sure that he’s having no trouble pulling in the ladies, but it’s clear that he has less hair now than he once did. I’m looking forward to someday welcoming him into The Bald Army, but I’m not sure if his hair is falling out fast enough to get him in any time soon. He might never go full on bald and might instead pull a Sam Sheppard and have a receded slick-back look well into his senior years. Only time will tell if he becomes a true bald, but I look forward to it if he does because I’m sure he’ll represent us well, and I can only hope to stand near the type of ladies that he’d pull into our mixers. Your spot is waiting for you Brian, just don’t mess it up by getting a hair transplant procedure…you kind of look like the type…seriously, don’t let me down.brian-van-holt-balding-now

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