Look, I loved Arnold Schwarzenegger just like the rest of you, but the whole “I impregnated the cleaning lady and then claimed to represent family values” thing kind of angered me a little, and The Expendables was kinda weak. So until the Terminator, and Conan: The Barbarian star makes amends with Last Stand, he’s on my S-list. However, Dutch, his character from Predator isn’t; so let’s talk about him. It’s unfortunate, but after years of fighting invisible jungle aliens and overthrowing dictators, America’s #1 soldier is losing his hair. It’s true folks, take a look at the pictures, his hair is both receding, and thinning. It could be the fact that he’s in his sixties, or it could be the massive amount of testosterone he pumped into his system to get in prime predator-terminating shape finally catching up to him, but their is definitely a noticeable difference; even in the back (check the mirror reflection in the “now” picture). Well, I can only say so much about this, because without Dutch, we’d all be speaking click-click-predator-speak by now. Dutch is an American hero, he should run for governor or something.
