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Nikki Sixx – Take a Ride on The Bald Side

If Keith Richards dropped his demon seed into the wicked witch and had a child, it would look like Mötley Crüe’s Nikki Sixx. Mötley Crüe was one of the biggest of the 80′s hair metal bands. Lewd, rude and tattooed. Nikki looked the rock star part in every way. He seemed to be blessed with the perfect rock star hair. A black thick, spiky mess of coolness. His hair style looked like he slept hanging upside down with a gallon of aqua net mixed in.



Now in his 50′s Nikki is still rocking the same exact hair cut he did nearly 30 years ago. Only now his hair is starting to show his age. His hairline has been slowly creeping higher and higher up his forehead. His hair still looks very thick but you can really see it’s started receding. He’s resorted to wearing bandanas in just about every recent picture you can find of him. A sure sign he is covering something up. Can you say Brett Michaels? Some reports say Nikki went bald years ago and has been wearing wigs since the 80’s. Other rumors say he has had a hair transplant to keep his recession in check. We’re not so sure. It looks like he is simply receding to me as many men in their 50′s are.

Notice the picture of Nikki when he was younger and you can clearly see his hairline was a lot lower than it is now. You can also see in the pictures where he wears a head band that it covers his huge forehead meeting his hairline way on top of his head. He strategically has his bangs covering his forehead at all times. Nikki may have sold his soul to the devil to become a rock star but he’s human like the rest of us and isn’t immune to hair loss. Since Nikki has the same exact hairstyle he had 30 years ago it’s becoming more and more difficult for him to conceal his recession. I think Nikki is just too vain to let people see him balding, I doubt you ever will. He strikes me as a guy who will wear wigs well into his old age. Nikki Sixx we encourage you to be strong and Shout at the Baldness.
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Teller of Penn & Teller: The Bald Silent Funny Man
If you have ever been to the Las Vegas strip chances are you have seen billboards featuring the illusion and comedy act known as Penn and Teller. The first thing you notice about Teller is he is a tiny unassuming bald dude. His partner Penn is the big fat dude with the glasses and pony tail. Teller just looks funny, especially next to Penn. He has this cartoonish quality about himself. Teller is also famous for almost never speaking on stage. Very rarely has he been heard. The team is famous for taking old classic illusions and turning them into their own versions with a comedy twist. They will often expose how their illusions are done, this has frequently upset other magicians for breaking the Golden Rule of never showing the audience how a trick is done. The group started back in 1981 and has been a Vegas headliner for years earning them millions of dollars in revenue annually. Teller’s real name is Raymond Joseph Teller but he had it legally changed to Teller.
Here is one of Penn & Tellers funny routines called ‘The Paint Trick’.
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SLASH – What’s Under The Top Hat?
When it comes to guitar heroes, Slash’s name has got to be near the top of the list. Most famous for being the former lead guitar player for Guns n Roses, Slash has been slinging his axe in the name of Rock n Roll for 25 years now. In the early days of GnR Slash resembled something from another world. A Rock n Roll monster from the gutters of the Los Angeles heavy metal scene. His afro and top hat sealed his image forever. or did it?

Slash had a massive afro of thick curly hair covering his entire face.

Now in his mid forties it appears the years have caught up to him. Yes, even the mightiest rock gods are not immune to ageing. Slash is losing his glorious mane. Hard to believe it but just take a look at the pictures. One has to wonder why these rock dudes try and keep the same image they had over 20 years ago. What looked cool when you were a young dude looks silly when you are an old dude. I wonder what Slash is going to do about his receding hair? Let’s hope Slash is cool enough to not wear a wig to hide his impending baldness. I think he could pull of the shaved head look and still keep his coolness
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Sid Haig – Captain Spaulding Actor is Scary Bald
If you were to get hacked to pieces by an axe welding lunatic, chances are he would look exactly like Sid Haig. Could a complete homicidal psychopath look any other way? Sid is best known these days as playing Captain Spaulding in the Rob Zombie movies ‘House of 1000 Corpses’ and ‘The Devils Rejects’. Captain Spaulding has become an instant classic horror film character ever since. The role has revived Sid’s long career which has spanned over 40 years now. He has been in over fifty films and 350 television episodes. A truly diverse character actor, Sid’s bad looks are in high demand. Sid is the complete opposite of a Hollywood pretty boy. He has one of those unique faces you can’t forget. Deep acne scars cover his face. He wears an unkempt salt and pepper beard with a completely bald head giving him a truly menacing look.
Sid is proof that being bald and having unconventional looks can be a real advantage in Hollywood. You won’t see George Clooney playing a deranged killer in clown make up any time soon. While Sid is creepy looking in the movies, in real life Sid is just a regular guy who likes to spend time with his wife Susan L. Oberg. So cheers to Sid and all of the ugly bald dudes out there.
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Axl Rose: Plugs N’ Corn Roses
Everyone knows who Guns n Roses are, and everyone knows the name of their lead singer is Axl Rose. What you may not know is that Axl Rose has been struggling with hair loss for decades. Yup, that bandanna ain’t just a fashion statement. It’s a strategic prop in the illusion Axl wants you to believe. When GnR hit the scene there was no one like them. A combination of combustion and self destruction Axl Rose remains one of the most recognized front men in all of rock n roll. Part of Axl’s trademark look is wearing a bandana around the top of his head. He’s been doing this since the band first started in the mid 80′s, and he continues to wear them 25 years later. It’s not very often you will catch Axl without one on stage. That’s because even back then Axl started showing the early signs of male pattern baldness.
Axl has always had very wispy thin hair. His hairline was starting to show recession back when the band started taking off. You can see in the early pictures back from 1986-87 that Axl was already losing his hair. This is probably why he started wearing bandannas and sometimes hats anytime he was in public and on stage.

Over the next several years Axl’s hairloss appeared to only get worse. He was probably looking at a completely bald head in the next few years. Not exactly the look Axl was shooting for. Being the control freak that he is this must have driven him absolutely crazy. Here he is in the biggest rock band in the world, he’s filthy rich, he dates super models, but he could not stop his hair loss. How tiring it must have been to wear a bandana almost everyday of your life. Then in 1994 the band imploded and broke up. Over the next 7 years Axl would become a recluse and was almost never spotted in public. Rumors during that time said Axl was obsessed with his hair loss looking for a cure. While there is nothing strange about Axl losing his hair, what came next to conceal it was totally bizarre. In 2001 Axl finally started making public appearances again. He had a new look this time. He had some sort of cornrow braided hair extensions weaved into his thin hair. It was a shocking look. The weave looked awful and it was even slipping off his head. Its rumored Axl had a bad hair transplant or a scalp reduction that just didn’t look good. With no real options he had these cornrows weaved into the thin transplanted hair.
Someone must have tipped Axl off that the cornrow weave thing wasn’t happening. With that knowledge Axl ditched the braids. His next attempt at a cover-up wasn’t much better, a lace wig. This thing looked awful. The hairline was too low and his hair was way too thick and unnatural. It looked nothing like his real hair did. The lace wig period didn’t last long either. Again someone must have tipped Axl off.
By this time hair transplantation procedures had greatly improved. It’s rumored Axl had another surgical procedure to restore his hair to some sort of presentable look. This transplant appears to have produced much better results and it’s his best look in years. Even so Axl still continues to wear a bandana, for better or worse its part of his identity. Oh and by the way, Guns N’ Roses have just been nominated to the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. Not too bad for a brother baldie. Axl we salute all that you have done to your head in the name of Rock N’ Roll!.
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