Here’s the nutshell: Michael Clarke Duncan of Green Mile fame collapsed from a heart attack in his home recently, but was saved by the timely CPR of his girldfriend Omarosa Stallworth. I’m not sure what upsets me more folks: the fact that we almost lost bald legend Michael Clarke Duncan, or the that he was saved by the girl from the Apprentice of all people. Just joking, I could care less who saved him, I’m just glad that Omarosa found him in time. Duncan has been lighting up screens with his jovial presence, immense talent, and even more immense size for almost twenty years; but with a 325 pound frame, comes 325 pound heart problems, and the actor’s heart apparently took a break on him. After being saved by Omarosa (I guess she’s been so annoying alll these years to cover up the fact that she’s a friggin’ superhero) and rushed to a hospital; Duncan is in stable condition. Doctors are unsure of how well he will recover from the incident, but I’m holding out hope that we’ll see him on screen deep-voicing fools to death soon enough. My thoughts and prayers are with the big bald fellow, and I hope yours are too.
