It’s hard to get on Duane “Dog” Chapman’s case for going bald; the guy may not be perfect, but he’s made a career out of capturing criminals and looking like a biker/shaman/pro wrestler while he’s at it, and that’s pretty awesome. I know, some of his kids are criminals, and he’s been married a million times, and some of Dog The Bounty Hunter seems staged, but he basically once drove to Mexico to punch a serial rapist in the face; that wins. Now that we’ve established my respect for the man, I do have to point out that hairline of his mullet is running away from his face faster that any ice-head he’s ever had to chase down. Just check out the corners. However, he’s still rocking the most epic mullet in history, and for that, I commend him; I mean, that dude just doesn’t care, he’s got his hair-do and he’s sticking to it. I can’t invite the balding bounty hunter into the Bald Army just yet, but when he loses a little more hair, Sgt. Dog will be hitting the streets with The Bald Master General.
