Category Archives: Adam Levine

Full disclosure fellow bald-ites, the Bald Master General has an unfortunate soft spot for Maroon 5…well, I had one. I know what you’re saying right now, “But Bald Master General, don’t you only listen to classic rock, speeches by General Patton, and recordings of baby seals being clubbed?”; the answer is almost always “yes”, but once in a while, I liked to listen to Adam Levine whine about his love life. That is of course until I realized that Levine may have had a hair transplant, now he’s dead to me. One of the few regulars on The Voice to not currently be losing a battle with buffalo wings (seriously, Cee-Lo needs to say “Forget You” to the sizzler, and Christina Aguilara needs to “Come On Over” tothe gym), Levine looked like he was once losing a battle with male pattern baldness, but his hair looks fuller in recent years, and his hairline looks like it may have shifted forward a bit. It’s truly hard to tell whether he just changed his hairstyle, or whether he went under the knife for a hair transplant, but he definitely seems to have better hair than he did before (although it stilll appears to be thinning a bit). I’m confused, and frankly, I’m hurt; so take a look folks, and help me decide if Adam Levine had a hair transplant or not.