Category Archives: Albert Hammond Jr.

If there’s one group of celebrities that tends to handle going bald worse than any others, it’s musicians. So it’s with pride in my heart that I welcome Albert Hammond Jr. of The Strokes into the Bald Army, because he is going bald the right way. The rocker who helped give us Is This It? and Angles, had a full on rock-fro when he first hit the scene a decade ago. However, as he’s entered his thirties, he’s seen a significant recession in his hairline, turning his forehead into at least a six-head. Most rockers would’ve handled the loss of their trademark locks by wearing stupid looking bandannas, or ridiculous hats, but Hammond just cut his hair short and kept on rocking. Yes folks, I know, The Strokes aren’t that good and are bunch of hipsters, but at least they’re not a boy-band, and at least they know how to go bald like adults. Welcome to the ranks Private Hammond.