Category Archives: Brad Pitt

Oh how the mighty have fallen! Former heart throb Brad Pitt, star of MoneyBall has gone completely bald, and he looks- (*assistant taps on shoulder, whispers truth*). “What if” article? (*assistant confirms, keeps whispering*)… and he’s not bald? (*whispering continues*)…and he’s still really handsome? Can we cancel the part-(*banner drops from the ceiling reading “Brad Pitt’s Bald!”, marching band comes in playing fight song. Assistant cues them to stop. All leave, dejected.*) . Ahem, anyways, as I was saying, here’s a pic of superstar Brad Pitt if he was bald…which he’s not. Its a great contrast though, seeing how Brad would look if genetics weren’t so kind to him and he was stricken with some serious male pattern baldness. He looks like Roy Munson from Kingpin. In the seemingly unlikely event that he does go bald, I, for once, suggest that he get a hair transplant. He can’t get ugly, it wouldn’t be healthy for the balance of the universe. Brad Pitt’s good looks are like the gold standard; if they drop out, the whole world market would fail. So here’s to hoping that Brad Pitt doesn’t join the ranks of baldom anytime soon, and- (*assistant whispers in ear again*). What do you mean his lawyers are on the phone?!