Category Archives: Bret Michaels

Every rose has it’s thorn, just like every night has it’s dawn, just like the guy from poison, is for sure going bald (hey, before you give me crap, realize the original song didn’t actually rhyme either). Yup, I said it, Bret Michaels of “Poison” and (ugh) “Rock of Love”, seems to be wearing that bandana all the time to cover up his receding hairline. He’s getting up there in age, and while his stable of women seems to keep getting bigger, so does his forehead. Also, and this is just my opinion, his hair looks a bit like dolls hair, which to me, means he has some kind of weave. Time will tell folks, he can’t hide it forever…unless he goes for the Hulk Hogan long hair horseshoe/ pirate bandana combo. So actually, I hope he tries to hide it forever.