Category Archives: Bruce Jenner

The Bald Master General wasn’t even alive yet when Bruce Jenner won his gold medal in the decathlon at the 1976 Olympics in Montreal. However, I still remember a time when his name was synonymous with winning; not plastic surgery and Kim Kardashian. A time when the only images you could find of him involved kicking ass in he name of the United States, and not a single photo of him standing next to Kris Jenner while she cries or complains and he makes a face like a cyborg muppet trying to understand human emotion, existed. Those times are gone folks, and now it appears that Bruce Jenner’s hair is going with them. While he’s always had a a pretty big forehead, he now appears to having some hair thinning going on dead center in the front (it’s right where his weird “independent woman circa 1989″ hair-part begins). It’s hard to tell whether his hair as receded overall because of his aforementioned large forehead (he’s at least a natural five-head), but it’s clear that he’s starting to go bald. An invite to the Bald Army? Out of the question, he has to do some serious work to get his man-cred back before I’d even consider it.