Category Archives: Carlos Boozer

Sometimes in life, we make really bad decisions in the name of “looking good”. We wear hyper-color shirts, we wear backwards baseball jerseys, we grow rat-tails, we get bad plastic surgery, and in if we’re Carlos Boozer of The Chicago Bulls, we paint our hair on. I can’t really explain what’s going on with Boozer’s head, but it’s just not right. His hairline has been receded into a ”deep-m” for years, but earlier this week Boozer showed up on the court with an ultra-shiny “head of hair”with a perfect hairline. I really have no idea folks, and I refuse to justify the existence of whatever unholy creation is on his head by searching for specifics on it. Boozer is already getting guff for the spray-on hair from every angle, so his best bet would be to explain it away as a joke, or as something a stylist did for him against his will. After the explanation, he should go back to being bald, because he’s a millionaire athlete playing at the top of his game; it’s not like being bald is going to hurt his chances with the ladies.