Category Archives: Christopher Meloni

Some facts about Christopher Meloni: he isn’t the guy who played Casey Jones in the Ninja Turtles movie; he’s awesome; he’s been balding since pretty much forever. Known primarily for his roles on Law & Order: SVU (hence my awesome headline that actually sucks) and Oz, the tough guy actor has made a career out of owning whatever scene he’s in with his powerful screen presence. Throughout that career, we’ve seen him go from a guy with a bad hairline, to a guy who has almost no hair on top, but his balding has never affected his screen-time, and he’s never made an effort to cover it up. Why? Because he understands that men go bald, it’s what we do, and I can’t say enough how much everyone needs to stop hiding it. We’re supposed to get older, and balder, and grissled; it’s how men are supposed to age. So despite his role on True Blood, I welcome Chris (we’re boys now) into Bald Army and give him the rank of Major in honor of his proud and awesome wearing of a balding head…and because I like illiteration.