Category Archives: Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood is 80, so excuse me if I’m not shocking anyone when I say that he’s losing his hair; he’s old, it happens. Eastwood held onto his hair for decades longer than most men can ever dream, but over the last 10 to 15 years, he’s finally seen his hair start to leave him. His hairline has been receding consistently since the mid 1990s, and seeing as how he was already in his 60s, he never tried to stop it, he just let it go. I’m going to assume that the Gran Torino, Trouble with the Curve, and Unforgiven star is going to live to be about 100 because of his richness and aparent inability to age, so we’ve got almost another 20 years of Eastwood ahead of us, and I’d like him to spend those years in The Bald Army as a General; not a Bald Master General, but a General regardless.