Category Archives: Conan O’Brien

Conan O’Brien is almost fifty. Chew on that for a second; allow it to let you feel old because the guy you stayed up late to watch as a kid is getting old himself,…ok, done? Now that you have that information, it should come as no surprise that Coco is going bald. Yup, even the king of the gingers (I mean that as a compliment strangely enough) is still a ginger, and according to a scientific study I just made up, gingers go bald fairly young. He does a great job of hiding his hair loss by being tall enough that most people can’t see his bald spot, and by doing that wacky swoop thing with the front of his hair, but take a closer look folks. The bald spot is obvious in the rare photos of the top of his head, but look at the swoop and imagine it slicked back…see? He has some serious male pattern baldness going on, with a legitimate six-head and all. So what does this say about him? Absolutely nothing, except that someday he will go from being one the world’s funniest red-heads, to one of the world’s funniest bald-heads. Despite his minor efforts to draw attention from his balding, we will allow the Conan host entry into the Bald Army. His rank? Lieutenant. Welcome aboard Lt. Coco!