Category Archives: Coolio

It makes us all feel pretty old to find out that Coolio, the rapper famous for explaining to us all what it was like to live in a Gangsta’s Paradise, has ridden on his Fantastic Voyage of life for almost fifty years. See what I did there? Anyway, it’s hard to keep your hair intact when you’re almost half a centurty old and have done crack enough to get caught (he was arrested for possession a few years ago), so Coolio is going bald. It seems to be the old case of a centralized bald spot expanding over his head; a situation most men fix by just shaving it all off. Not Coolio though. In the grand tradition of going on tour with the Insane Clown Posse and getting a misspelled “Juggalo” tattoo (I’m not going to explain what a Juggalo is, but I suggest you Google it if you want to see some of the most moronic people ever); Coolio instead decided to shave everything except two horn-like dread-lock bundles on the sides of his head. He also decided it wouldn’t look crazy at all if he then got a tattoo in the middle of his head. Here at Bald Celebrity, we try not to be too harsh on people, but come on man! You look ridiculous! Coolio: A prime example of what not to do when you start going bald.