Category Archives: Dana White

Dana White,  President of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC)

Big, brash, business savvy, and most importantly, bald, Dana White has taken the sporting world by storm in recent years. White is of course, the co-owner and president of the Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC), the premiere organization in the world’s fastest growing sport, Mixed Martial Arts (MMA). White took the company from the brink of bankruptcy, and turned it into a cash cow.  In his early days of media exposure, White rocked what I like to call the “reverse horse shoe”, or as it’s commonly known, a deeply receding hairline. However, as his fame has grown, so has his epic baldness, and as all great bald men do, White has embraced it. In fact, he has used the gleam off his head to ignite a fire in the eyes of many of Vegas’ (his home base) most beautiful women. Rumors have even swirled recently that he’s part of a secret society of rich womanizers known as the “Smasher’s Club”, that flies around the world “sampling” the most beautiful women of various locales (I’m not making this up…someone else might be, but I’m not). With his bald white head and his honest, albeit cut throat, business tactics, White has become a sort of anti Don King for the modern day (get it folks, King is a black dude with a q-tip afro that fixes fights, and Dana is a bald white guy that makes sure things are on the level…get it now? Still not funny? Well screw you, I’m trying).  So here’s to you Dana White, you created a fighting enterprise, and make bald men everywhere, proud warriors.