Category Archives: David Beckham

David Beckham is going bald…and just like that, every woman in the world just shed a tear. There was a stir recently when some paparazzi caught a glimpse of what appears to be a random bald spot developing at the back of the famous footballers head. However, we here at Bald Celebrity aren’t buying it…oh wait, don’t get excited ladies. You see, he’s still going bald, it’s just that the “bald spot” in the photo looks to be a wierd accidental lighting effect; in reality, Beckham is actually thinning a little bit all over his scalp. It happens to almost all of us eventually, and for all his ponytails, cologne ads, and corner kicks, male pattern baldness is finally effecting him too. In a skit with comedian James Corden last year, Beckham even joked about his impending baldness, so it’s not like he himself isn’t aware of it. He should just shave his head now and join the bald brigade; everything he does becomes a trend, this would be no different. In fact, The Bald Master General will make him a deal; are you reading this D-Becks (I’m sure someone calls him that) ? Shave it all off now, helping make being bald into the new trendy thing to do, and join up as Lieutenant; or try to hide it with a transplant and pray you get in as a private.