Category Archives: David Cross

David Cross is awesome; there’s almost nothing more to say, but I will say more anyway. Not only has Cross played Tobias on Arrested Development (easily one of the greatest characters in the history of television), but he’s also insulted Larry The Cable Guy on numerous occasions, and that alone is enough to make us worship him. Cross is very simply one of the most talented comedians of his generation, despite the Chipmunks movies, and one of the baldest. Looking back, Cross has a serious fro in teen years, and actually held onto it for a number of years after his hair started to recede and thin, but somewhere along the line, he made the wise decision to bail and cut it short. Now, Cross proudly wears a shiny head, and makes all of us fellow baldies proud. Whenever he wants to join, there’s a Sargeant’s postion waiting in The Bald Army for David Cross, and we will all gladly blue ourselves in his honor. If you don’t get that refference, I hate your mom for making a stupid baby…stupid.