Category Archives: Ellen Ripley

When it comes to bald female bad-asses, you can keep your bald Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta, and you can shove your bald Demi Moore in G.I. Jane; for out money, the baddest of the bald ladies is none other than Sigourney Weaver as “Ellen Ripley” in Alien 3. The movie wasn’t perfect, but Ripley was still epic. Stuck on an all-male prison planet, Ripley shaves her head to look less feminine, and more hardcore. Sans hair, and sans weapons, Ripley leads the prisoners into battle against her old Alien foe and comes out on top. She also scores the prison’s doctor using her skills of bald-headed seduction, and almost gives birth to a new alien queen. Why doesn’t she usher in a new reign of alien terror? Well, it’s because she’s so bald and bad that she jumps into a pool of molten metal, taking not just her own life, but that of the alien queen. Demi did a lot of push-ups, but Ripley fought a creature with two mouths that bleeds acid, and for that we here at Bald Celebrity declare Ellen Ripley as the Baddest Bald Chick In The History Of the Universe!