Category Archives: Elton John

It’s no secret that in his giant sunglasses, “Benny and the Jets” days, music-superstar Elton John…excuse me…ahem…Sir Elton John, was balding. His hair was falling out like theres no tomorow, flickering away like a candle in the wind (Zing!), but then the late 1980s came and all of a sudden, the piano tickling master had a full head of hair. Then His false hair line receded…and then it came back again! Some people think he’s had a hair transplant, but theres just too much hair and no transplant scar. He’s very clearly wearing a wig folks, and he doesn’t try to hide it. He almost wears it more as a fashion statement than as a cover-up.So this means that not only does Elton John stand up for gay rights, free speech, and awesome suits, but he also stands up for the bald men of the world. That ladies and gentlemen, is why he’s a knight.