Category Archives: George Clooney

If George Clooney were bald, he would still get more girls than me. That’s the unfortunate truth. Today’s look into the possible future is of the Ocean’s 11 star if he had a sudden bout of male pattern baldness, or if he lost a fight with a lawn mower (I say that phrase all the time, but it’s really inaccurate. If he lost a fight with a lawn mower he’s be covered in grass and missing limbs). Clooney would look terrible with the horseshoe look! However, in the unlikely even that the Academy Award winner does start going bald, he will more than likely get hair plugs, he seems like the type. Regardless of how much hair he has or would have if he lost the previously mentioned lawn mower battle royale, he would most likely still be smooth enough to date a model half his age. Why? Well, it’s because some guys just got it, with hair, or without.