Category Archives: Gervinho

What. Is. Up. With. That!? Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bald Master General is confused; nay, stumped, as to what in the name of —– is going on with Gervinho’s hair. The Ivorian-born footballer, who currently plays for English Premier League club Arsenal, has…well, it’s really hard to describe, just look at the pictures; I guess that’s a receding hairline with parted braids? He’s only in his mid-twenties, so you have to wonder if he’s going bald or if that’s just his natural hairline. Some older pictures make it seem like he used to have a slightly better hairline, but that could just be braid-placement. I’m pretty much speechless folks; he looks like a retired Boyz N The Hood extra that keeps thinking that there’s going to be a sequel. I can’t really decide on his eligibility for the Bald Army because I’m not quite sure if he’s bald; I just thought we should all marvel at his hairline, the size of his forehead, and how he presents it all.