Category Archives: Giovanni Ribisi

Giovanni Ribisi has been around for a while. He popped up on screens as a cast member on The Wonder Years way back when, playing the kid that got his girl pregnant (I think. Fact checking is for nerds), and went on to a bunch of other television roles before hitting it big playing the medic in Saving Private Ryan. He went on to star in Boiler Room, Gone in 60 Seconds, and most recently Avatar, where he played the villain, an evil corporate executive who wanted to kill the blue cat people and take there poorly named mineral,or something…I dunno, I blocked it out. Avatar sucked! Anyhow, Gio, as his friends that he made up because I don’t want to type his full name call him, has seen his hairline significantly recede in recent years, especially at the corners. He now has a very deep “m-shaped” hairline, and it looks like it’s getting worse. He doesn’t seem like the kind of actor that cares that much, and it may even help him land more sniveling villain roles in the future, so don’t look for much more than a comb-over out of him when it comes to cover-up. Maybe if he goes completley bald, he can transfer his soul into a big blue cat with hair, and then they can make a terrible movie out of it. Wait, they did that already.