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Hines Ward: Bald WR, Even Balder Dancer

Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers and “Dancing With The Stars” is a triple threat; he can score touchdowns, dance the night away to celebrate, and he’s bald! The Superbowl MVP and All-Pro Wide Receiver almost always has a stocking cap on his head when you see him on the sidelines, and he shaves his head bald religiously, so it’s hard to tell if his baldness is voluntary, or genetic. However, if you look closely at pictures of him taken during training camp, you can see the faint shadow of his hair, and it’s not covering his entire head. From the looks of it, Hines’ hairline is very receded, going back past the halfway point on top of his head. Like I said before, Hines does a fine job of consistently putting a razor to his dome in order to avoid five o’clock shadow, so his male pattern baldness rarely gets noticed, but it’s happening for sure. He also is half Korean and is missing the ACL in one of his knees, which means that Hines can be a spokesman for bald men, South Korea, and ligament deficient people (options folks!) Hines Ward: representing one-legged, bald Asian men proudly.

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