Category Archives: Hulk Hogan

Hulk Hogan - He's bald and can body slam you

Before he was a reality television star and the father of a dysfunctional VH1 family, Terry Bollea was Hulk Hogan, The Hulkster, The Man Who Started Hulkamania (yes folks, I consider that a title worthy of capitalizing), and more importantly to me, he was a dude that was going bald, and didn’t give a damn. From his earliest days in the spotlight, his hairline was always pretty far back, but still, he rocked an epic head of bleached blonde Hulk-a-hair. As he got more famous, he got more bald, and though he often wore a bandana out to the ring and in public, he always showed the world his epic bald spot when the ring bell rang. I credit him with being the first legitimately famous person to have long hair surrounding a bald spot. In fact, I call this look “The Hulk Hogan”. These days, Hulk in more tabloid fodder than icon, but I, and every other baldie out there, can only look at him and say,  “Damn that dude wore a bald spot well”. Also, he defeated The Iron Sheik, and if wrestling is real (which it is right?), then he saved us all from being overrun by terrorists. Thanks Hulk!

Back when people lived in caves, Hulk Hogan with hair.

Hulk Hogan became rich and famous with his baldness

Hulk Hogan - Thinking about the days when he had hair