Category Archives: James Caan

James Caan has made a career out of being cooler than everyone else, and he’s done a fine job of it. Whether it be in The GodFather, RollerBall, The Program, or his terrible-except-for-him television show Las Vegas, ole’ Jimmy Caan (that’s what his friends call him…I’m his friend…ok, I’m not, but I saw him at a Walmart in L.A. once and he nodded at me, so we’re basically bros) just always oozes quiet cool. If Steve Mcqueen was still alive and they ran into each other somewhere, they’d probably just stare at each other until one the sheer force of their dual presence made somebody pregant; then they’d quietly nod and walk away. Anyways, Caan never had the strongest hairline, but in recent years, it’s receded back really far, turning his forehead into about a seven-head. It’s no big deal though, because Caan just wears it like he wears everything else: with that same quiet cool, and an intimidating stare on his face. James Caan: Balding, yet still way cooler than us all.