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Category Archives: Jason Alexander
Jason Alexander: Bald Seinfeld Star…Isn’t Bald Anymore!?
It’s a dark day for the Bald Army folks…a dark day indeed. After years of mining his god-given talent, for not having hair, for laughs; Jason Alexander of Seinfeld fame has turned his back on his roots…literally. He proudly represented us baldies for years, playing George Costanza on the legendary sitcom; making jokes at his own expense, and taking on the role of one of television’s ultimate “every men”. However, he recently flushed it all down the toilet when he showed up at a charity poker event with (*gulp*) hair plugs (*vomits uncontrollably, punches self in groin, hyperventilates into bag, screams into it until it explodes, passes out*). There’s not way around this one folks; he was almost comlpletely bald on top, and now he has a semi-full head of hair. It’s too realistic to be a touppee, so the only conclusion is that he went under the knife and got a hair transplant. At least a hair piece could’ve been part of some grand joke he’s playing on us all, but a transplant, that’s just bald blasphemy. Consider yourself stripped of rank Jason, you’ve let us down.
Jason Alexander – Regular Bald Guy
Jason Alexander aka George Costanza is a good image of a regular American bald guy. He embodies that 1970s and 1980s bald hairstyle look where you let the sides creep out to medium length.
Nowadays you see most dome bald men shave it clean (most popular with men of African descent and bikers), trim it close (looks good with graying hair) and sometimes even a ponytail with the side and back strands. Not so Jason, he likes to keep it in the middle range. I don’t know that I would recommend that route but it at least goes to show that there is a middle ground in bald hairstyles and a little variety too. Maybe it is not so much of a style as a lack of style or lack of action, just a let it be, proud of who we are mentality. For Jason this was a great look for his Seinfeld character. And I think the case could be made for this style with a beard especially we might call it the Roman or Greek bald style.
That must be an easy job for the barber when he goes to get a haircut, there is only about 30% of the head of hair and you just measure a few inches out and snip snip your done. Of course shaving with the clippers would only take 15 seconds flat. I wonder if he still gets charged the same. Its not that fair.
As George Costanza, Jason also helped bring the topic of baldness to public consciousness in a few of the Seinfeld episodes. I think he has done very well for the “regular bald guy” role.
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Tagged George Costanza, Hairdressing, Hairstyles, head of hair, Jason Alexander, Ponytail, Seinfeld, Shaving
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