Category Archives: Jay-Z

“B to the Izzay, L to Dizzay! That’s the anthem, Jay-Z’s goin’ bald, yeah!”. Now that we have another fine, Weird Al’s editing room floor quality parody out of the way, let’s get down to business: Jay-Z may be losing his hair. One of the greatest rappers in the history of the game, and the second richest man in hip-hop, as well as the man that married Beyonce, Jay probably deserves a lifetime achievement award in being awesome. However, as we always point out, with a long and accomplished resume, comes age, and with age, can come hair loss. After a few years of keeping his head shaved, Jay recently started growing his hair out again, and although it is subtle, there is a slight recession in his hairline that is most evidenced by his tiny widows peak. To be fair, this would’ve gone unnoticed had his hairline not been so impressively low before, and even now he has more hair than most men half his age, but the balding seems to have begun. It’s really hard to notice, and we aren’t putting anything in writing, nor are we denying that this may be an attempt to get his attention so that he tries to buy this site to shut us up (seriously, ten grand, some Knicks tickets, and a fur coat for my mom…think about it Jay). So take a look at the pics and judge for yourself folks.