Category Archives: Jerry Seinfeld

Who areeeeee these bald people? Well folks, Jerry Seinfeld is one of them, that’s for sure. The famed observational comedian and title character on Seinfeld never had to best hairline to begin with, but since his show went off the air it’s only gotten worse. He now sports about a six-head, and it seems to be getting worse, but he probably won’t do much to hide it or stop it from happening. Comedians in their fifties that are not longer on television tend not to be the most likely candidates for hair transplants or wigs. He will probably just let himself go bald and work it into his schtick. I could be wrong, but hair loss cover-ups just seem like something he would make fun of, not something he would do. He’s a few years off from going from balding to bald, but I’m going to promote him to the rank of Lieutenant anyway. On a side note: Anyone else think that he’s starting to look like an old cartoon mouse? Maybe it’s just me, but if he starts giving out sage advice and eating cheese I won’t be suprised. And don’t forget his triumphant sidekick bald celebrity George Costanza – Jason Alexander.