Category Archives: Jesse Ventura

Today we pay tribute to one of the most famous and successful bald men in modern American History. I’m talking of course about Jesse “The Body” Ventura. What? Who else did you think I was going to say? In his life, Ventura saw active duty in the United States Navy, had an ultra successful career as a professional wrestler and color commentator, acted in films like Predator (where he coined the term “Sexual Tyrannosaurus”), and was The Governor of Minnesota! This would be an impressive list of accolades for any man, but you have to add a whole bunch of cool points when you realize that he’s done all these things while rocking one of the most epic “bald on top, long on the sides” hair doos in the history of awesomeness. He may have taken the sides down to more manageable lengthens while in office, but he always kept the top the way we like: bald and shiny. Jesse Ventura, we salute you, you are a bald American Hero of Awesome.