Category Archives: Joe Rogan

There are very few men in this world that can out smart you, cut you down with their sarcasm, and then beat the crap out of you…and then make money talking about it on their podcast. One of those men is balding, and that man is UFC Commentator, actor, writer, comedian, Tae Kwon Do World Champion, and Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioner Joe Rogan. Rogan got his start doing stand-up before landing his first big gig as a star on the critically acclaimed TV show News Radio, and has made his name even bigger by serving as color commentator for almost every UFC card in the last decade. He also hosts The Joe Rogan Experience, a podcast where he shares his rants and intelligent insights. Rogan has been balding for the better part of his time in the spotlight, once remarking, “…my hair is falling out like it’s on fire.”, and has made little effort to stop it or hide it (he admits to once getting hair transplants, but appears to have given up on them). Why? Because he is a man, and men don’t care if they’re going bald. In fact, it’ll just make them more aerodynamic when they’re chasing down wild zebra during the post-apocalypse. We here at Bald Celebrity salute you Joe, mainly because we fear you, but also, because we respect you…it’s like 60/40.