Category Archives: Jon Gosselin

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him. After spending six years (which is six years too many) in the spotlight thanks to his abilities to have lots of kids, be a bad dad, a bad husband, and a vapid moron, we are done with Jon Gosselin. The Jon & Kate Plus 8 “star” should finally be a memory after the cancellation of his ex-wife’s show Kate Plus 8, but not before he left us with some fond memories of his very obvious hair transplant surgery. The transplant took him from the brink of a full on “ring of hair with a tuft up front” look to…well…he still actually looks kind of like he’s balding. However, he can now do that thing that out of shape middle-aged men that look bad for their age do; where they wear tight t-shirts, go to the gym and just do arms, and put way too much gel in their hair, so he’s got that going for him. Obviously folks, The Bald Master General is not a fan of this loser, and I’m glad that we don’t have to let him into our Bald Celebrity Brigade. Good riddance Jon Gosselin, you’re dismissed.