Category Archives: Jon Hamm

Ok, so maybe he’s not; maybe that’s just a picture from a video he did for Funny Or Die; maybe I pulled the wool over your eyes and I’m just a dirty rotten wool puller…okay, forget that last part. So Jon Hamm, star of Mad Men and The Town still has a full head of hair, but if he didn’t I would gladly accept him into the bald army. I mean, look how well the guy wears a bald cap,imagine if he actually didn’t have hair; it’d be a solid look for him. Unfortunately for our ranks, Jon is showing no signs of balding, and looks like he may be one of those guys that has a full head of hair when he’s in his seventies; like my uncle Jose, only without all those pesky criminal charges and restraining orders…and I would be scared to leave my girlfriend around my uncle for totally different reasons than I’d be scared to leave her around ole’ Hamm Smoothie (that’s what I’d call him if we were bro-dawgs…people still say “bro-dawgs”). SO folks, although Jon Hamm may not be bald, and he may never even be kind of bald, we salute him for his efforts, and for his fine representation of the bald community.

Don't Look So Upset Jon, We All Know You Still Got It