Category Archives: Kellan Lutz

Kellan Lutz in considered by many to be the worst actor in the Twilight Saga, which means two things: One, someone is actually considered to be a worse actor than Kristen “my one emotion can best be described as ‘Closing time at Hot Topic’” Stewart. Two, he’s still more popular, and has more money than anyone I know, so I should shut up…but I won’t. In fact, I can’t shut up, because it looks like Kellan Lutz is going bald, and it’s my job to tell you about it! For one thing, his hair is thinning all over, look at the pictures, it looks almost patchy when it’s short, like it’s falling out in chunks or something. Also, his hairline looks to be receding past it’s natural boundaries, especially on the left side of his head, where it’s reached back far enough to be the beginnings of a six-head,. This could be why he’s seen wearing hats so often when he’s out in public, as he’s trying to keep his balding-ness under wraps. He also appears to be rocking a comb forward/over many times to cover up all the recession and thinning. I’m of course not going to let him into the Bald Army, although he seems like a nice guy,  because of our strict, “Twilight is the worst thing since Glee, which is the worst thing since Hitler” stance. If you like Twilight, than I’m sorry…not for what I’ve said, but because I imagine that if I was a 13 year old girl and I ended up on this site, I’d be pretty upset. Boom. Bald Master out!