Category Archives: Kenny G

I have absolutely no idea where the above image came from, and I have no intention of finding out. Instead, I will assume that it’s the result of a multi-billion dollar experiment in other-dimensional viewing; that some scientists in Oslo created a device that could peer into other dimensions. In one of these dimensions, they viewed the above; Kenny G as General, Dictator, and Ruler of the entire world. How did he come into power? By hypnotizing everyone with his sax playing; duh, what are you stupid? How else would he have come into power? Oh yeah, Kenny G is losing his hair too. I always though he was one of those guys who just has a naturally bad hairline, but then I found an old album cover of his and realized that there was a time when his long curly mop of saxiness sprouted from all over his head, and not just the back 75%. As we all know, Kenny G still keeps whatever hair he has left long, and I’m pretty interested to see how much longer he holds out before he shaves it. I’m also interested to see when other-dimension Kenny G crosses over to enslave us all with a sweet instrumental rendition of “My Humps”.