Category Archives: Kevin Dillon

Remember when Entourage was entertaining? Yeah, I’m not sure when that was either, but don’t worry, I’m still watching it too. It’s like that one relationship we’ve all had; where the other person is absolutely terrible, but you stay because you just keep holding on to that one memory of the time you both accidentally peed in your bathing suits at the water park. Well, Kevin Dillon is those pee stained swim trunks…that’s supposed to be a compliment. For years, the one redeeming quality of that horrid kick in the junk of a television show has been Dillon’s portrayal of Johnny “Drama” Chase; and in the show’s final season, that has become more and more evident. What’s also become more evident, is that Dillon is losing his hair; he’s forty-six, it happens. It’s pretty evident that on some episodes they do some sort of make-up effect to make his hair look fuller up front, because in the real world, his hair is clearly thinning up front. His hairline has receded, giving him a five-head (he was already born with a four-and-a-half-head); and he’s getting that sparse, hair plug look up front also. The cover-up seems unnecessary, as his character is meant to be significantly older than everyone else; they should just let him go bald. Even though he seems to only be in the beginning stages of his baldness, we’re going to allow Kevin to enlist in the Bald Army under the rank of Private. After all, he let’s his baldness shine in real life, it’s HBO that covers it up.