Category Archives: Kevin Spacey

Kevin Spacey has established himself as one of the greatest actors of his generation time and time again; killing roles on television, and winning two Academy Awards for his work on film (for The Usual Suspects and American Beauty). However, one thing he’s never been good at is growing hair, or keeping hair, or anything involving hair really. Kevin Spacey was balding when he was young, showing recession at the corners; then he was balding even more when he got into his thirties and forties, showing a bald spot near the back of his head and even more recession at the corners; and now he’s near completely bald as he enters his fifties. The Horrible Bosses, and Inseparable star has worn wigs while on screen throughout his career, but has never made a serious effort in real life to cover up his hair loss. For his success as an actor and his unapologetic baldness, I’m awarding Kevin Spacey the rank of Sergeant in the Bald Army, and inviting him to join our new drama club…what? We need activities, we’re bald, not communists…well Pete is, but we ignore him.