Category Archives: Kobe Bryant

All the money in the world can get you out of sexual assault charges, it can also get your wife to take you back when the whole world knows you’ve cheated on her, but if you’re NBA Superstar Kobe Bryant, it can’t stop you from going bald. If you’ve noticed that Kobe has been keeping his once prominent Afro super short recently, it’s because his hairline is receding. He’s probably sporting about a five-and-a-half-head, maybe even a six, and his hairline is dropping back across the board, not just at the corners. I’m sure Kobe is really upset about this. He’s probably crying on top of a huge pile of money while he shines his championship rings. Odds are, he won’t do much to stop the hair loss, and in a few years, we can officially welcome him as a full-on baldie.

Kobe Bryant - Notice his receding hairline

Kobe Bryant - It must be tough being bald and rich.