Category Archives: LA Reid

If you don’t already know who L.A. Reid is, then tune into The X-Factor to see a talent show judge that makes Simon Cowell look like Paula Abdul and then insults him for not looking enough like her. If you do know who he is, then you know that he’s the ultra-talented and ultra-bald three-time Grammy Award winning producer and writer for artists like Mariah Carey, Pink, Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Kanye West, Avril Lavigne, Toni Braxton, TLC, Usher, Ciara, OutKast, and Dido; and the co-founder of LaFace records with fellow producer Baby Face. Remember the 1980s? When combining two people’s names was always the best idea for naming something? Still don’t know why my SelleckJovi mustache trimmer/hair featherer failed so miserably. Anyhow, L.A. Reid seems to be just as good at being bald as he is at producing, because that dude looks smooth. Tune into The X-Factor to see him dole out some bald justice. His official bald rank? Sergeant.