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Lady Gaga Using Rogain, And Some Thoughts On Her Impending Baldness

I was going to begin this article with a little parody of a Lady Gaga song in which I artfully change the lyrics to be about her going bald…but I’m stupid, and the only one I came up with was “Bald This Way”; that sucks. Instead, I’m going to explain why I think Gaga’s hair is falling out. It’s not because of all the product she’s put into it; it’s because she’s some kind of advanced super-human song machine. The fact that every song on the radio is a Lady Gaga song has led me to believe that’s she’s evolved past needing hair, and is in the process of taking over the world. Yes, this theory is insane and based on an even more insane theory my girlfriend once told me, but that doesn’t make it wrong; and it doesn’t change the rumor that she’s now using Rogain (the hair restoration product) to combat her rapidly depleting hair follicles. I’m not even sure why she’s trying to stop what’s happening; if there’s anyone that can get away with being bald, it’s Lady Gaga. She could ride a camel through Times Square while wearing a live panda as a hat and people would just assume she had a new song coming out. I plead again: let it go Gaga! Go Bald! Be Free!

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Lady Gaga Goes Bald in New Performance

It’s offical now. Lady Gaga has come out with her secert. She is bald. Rumors have been floating around for months that the Queen of Pop has been wearing wigs to cover her thining hair. On her recent performance on Britain’s “The Paul O’Grady Show” Lady Gaga revelled her new bald look. She performed a new song off her album “Born This Way” called, what else, “Hair” It’s been speculated that Gaga started losing her hair just when her career started breaking. Her hair took a lot of chemical abuse with all of her appearance changes. Coloring and bleaching your hair many times can cause the roots to become week casuing hairloss. That’s exactly what looks like what has happened to Gaga. One does have to wonder if this just another trick Gaga has devised for publicty. After all Gaga is know for looking outragous and shocking. Either way her new bald look is getting a lot of attention.

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Lady Gaga Going Bald?

Well it looks like she’s pushed it too far. In her grand tradition of trying to stand out and make news by looking like an extra from an all Muppet production of Star Wars, pop superstar Lady Gaga has now bleached her hair so many times that it’s apparently beginning to fall out.  At the young age of 24, reports from The Sun say, “The icon is already facing repercussions because of her addiction to fashion. She’s bleached her hair so much that it is falling out (and) now has to “get a chemical haircut because my blonde hair is falling out”. ” . So now it seems as if we might have ourselves a new addition into the ranks of baldom, and we here at Bald Celebrity welcome her with open arms, or a stern handshake if she’s wearing raw meat at the time. Best of luck Gaga, I’m sure you will just pass it off as another whacky fashion statement.

Could this...

...become this?

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