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Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich and a very large forehead

Back in the day, Metallica’s Lars Ulrich was a long haired rock god who didn’t give a crap About anything except ripping on his drums, drinking, and bedding hot chicks. These days, he still rips on the drums, but he’s seems to give a crap about what seems like everything. The dude always has opinion on something. Now while he might still have his rock star status, he is far from the long haired rock god he once was. Much like the quality of Metallica’s last few albums, his hairline has been headed in the wrong direction. He rocks what I would call about a six-head, and it’s making it’s way to seven. With that said, he could still buy and sell me as he pleases. He’s won at least more Grammy than me so he still wins, but I welcome him to the ranks of baldness nonetheless.

Lars Ulrich then and now

A very young Lars Ulrich with a full head of head banging hair.