Category Archives: Leonardo Dicaprio

Oh glorious day! Leonardo “Guy my girlfriend would stab me for” Dicaprio has shown an imperfection! I’m just kidding…I’m a blogger, I don’t have a girlfriend, and if I did, she’d be inflatable, or an Anime Pillow. Regardless though, it seems Leo’s been too busy making movies like The Departed and Inception, sleeping with supermodels, and driving around in his electric car to notice that his hair line is receding ever so slightly, especially at the temples. It’s nothing major, and it probably wouldn’t even be noticeable if he didn’t always wear his hair slicked back, but it’s happening for sure. It should be interesting to see how he handles it, seeing as how despite having a talent so immense that even a hater like myself can’t deny it, he is known in large part for his baby-faced good looks, and going bald won’t help. Will he get plugs? Will he go for a toupee? Will he shave it all off and find out that his hair clippings are the key to stopping global warming? Sorry, I’m just jealous…and pissed off Titanic ever existed. I mean come on, hundreds of people drowned and I’m supposed to care about a blonde kid and a British chick? That’s it, I’m out of here, I’ve got a date with Kimiko…my pillow…at least she understands me.