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Category Archives: Malcolm Mcdowell
Malcolm Mcdowell: A Clockwork Baldspot
At almost seventy years old, it should come as no surprise that Malcolm Mcdowell is losing his hair, it’s actually more suprising how much of it he still has. Mcdowell made a name for himself back in the day by staring in movies that shocked audiences; movies like A Clockwork Orange and Caligula. Lately he has found himself showing up in everything from Entourage to Halloween, playing all sorts of roles that require someone to sound both snarky and English… or wise and English…or in the case of Halloween, in a terrible movie and English. Man, did that movie suck. Anyhow, he started his career young and with a full head of hair, but has seen his hairline recede throughout the years to the point where he has lost almost all of the hair on the front half of his head. He’s taken it in stride though. He may occasionally seem to wear wigs in movies, but in real life, he wears his bald spot proudly, and is aging nothing but gracefully. Although, he might be going senile, because he must’ve forgot to read the script for Halloween. Man, I did not like that movie. I mean, how do you put Mcdowell and Rob Zombie in the same room and not get gold? It should’ve at leas-wait, what was this article about? Oh yeah, Malcolm Mcdowell is going bald and still looks good blah blah blah…






















