Category Archives: Mark-Paul Gosselaar

Look folks, The Bald Master General is pretty much immortal, so it’s really, really hard to make me feel old; but when I saw that Mark-Paul “Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell” Gosselaar was going bald, I finally felt a day over 200. Now the star of bro-tastic lawyer show Franklin & Bash, and formerly of NYPD Blue, Mark-Paul had a full head of hair with a really low hairline during his days at Bayside Highschool (if you don’t get any of my references, go back to communist Russia in 1979). However, these days he has a seriously receding hairline (it’s made more noticeable by how long he keeps his hair); it’s got the “m-shape” and it’s really far back, especially at the corners. So Zack is losing his hair; what’s next? Is Screech going to do a porno? Wait, that happened. Well is Jessie going to be naked in some movie about strippers? Ummm okay, that’s a bad example too. Is Lisa going to not have a career at all? Hmmmm…wow, I guess those whacky kids really did grow up.