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Category Archives: Matt Damon
If He Was Bald: Matt Damon
Ok, so we all know that Matt Damon isn’t bald and that he has a full head of Irish pride on top of his head, but this picture gives us a pretty accurate look of things to come. To be honest, it’s hard to tell whether this is a really good photo-shop, or a picture of him on the set of a film in which he is playing a bald man (perhaps The Informant!), but either way, it looks pretty real. If he does go bald, I see Damon going the route of just letting it happen and using it to enhance his ability to play more “every man” roles and making the best of it. He just doesn’t strike me as a hair plugs kind of guy, but who knows? Maybe he will never lose his hair. Maybe he lost it already and is fooling us all. Maybe he will finally respond to all the fan mail and pictures of myself I’ve been sending him. Only time will tell folks. Write me back Matt, I’m a huge fan, I think we could be bros!



















