Category Archives: Matthew Perry

During his days on Friends, Matthew Perry was on top of the world, now he’s just another shlub who’s losing his hair. Okay, it’s not that bad, but I really like the word “schlub”, and Perry’s star hasn’t been shinning lately as bright as it once was. He’s a really talented guy, so I expect him to make another run at the big time and pull a full-fledged comeback in the near futre; his hairline however, will not be making a similar return to greatness. Yup, it’s subtle, but Matthew Perry’s hairline is definitely receding; it’s most easily noticed by the apparent disappearance of his widow’s peak. He now has a hairline that’s somewhat straight across, but is definiely a little bit further back than it used to be. This should come as a surprise to no one, as Perry is in his forties and has led a pretty rough celebrity lifetstle. Hair ot not, I’m rooting for the guy, and I’ve got a ‘Private Perry’ name-plate waiting for him whenever he’s ready to join the ranks.