Category Archives: Mick Mars

Remember when you were a kid and you knew that your little brother ate your candy, but you didn’t really have proof, you just knew that your candy was missing and he was going into diabetic shock? Well Mick Mar’s wig is that kind of situation for me. I have not real proof that the Motley Crue Guitarist is bald, but he has all the characteristics of a bald guy and my candy is missing…wait, I screwed that up, I’m sure you get the point. His hair looks fake, like synthetic fake; it doesn’t even look like it’s the same hair he had earlier in his life. He also always wears hats, and many times wears the hat/bandanna combo that people use to cover up wigs, check for yourselves, the guy is never seen without a head cover. He’s also 60, and in poor health, so if you’re telling me that Mick Mars is walking around looking like Keith Richard’s corpse’s stunt double,  but he still has perfectly straighten jet black hair, then I’m going to have to kick you square in the junk. However, The Bald Master General is a fair leader, so without legit proof, I’m going to hold onto his application to the Bald Army, pending further investigation. Until then, check out the pictures and decide for yourselves.