Category Archives: Mickey Rourke

Mickey Rourke is amazing. The man went from being one of Hollywood’s most promising and talented actors, to being a mediocre professional boxer, to once again being a sought after star who just so happens to be a plastic surgery nightmare and dress like a homeless guy; all while always remaining way more cool than anyone I’ve ever met. He’s had quite the journey, and now, at almost sixty years old, that journey has apparently taken it’s toll on his hairline. The Wrestler and Expendables star wears his hair pretty long, but it does nothing to hide how far back his hairline has receded. At this point, he’s almost got a sort of Hulk Hogan hair-do going on; it looks pretty ridiculous, but that’s Mickey Rourke. I get a strong feeling that he’ll eventually get hairplugs and say that they’re “for a role”; but until then, his long and balding locks will be a constant source of entertainment to us all.