Category Archives: Mike Sorrentino

There he is in the white turtleneck with a head full of greased lightening, pre-fame...

...and now he's richer...and balder.

Looks like all the fist pumping, all the body building, and all the abs in the world can’t hold back the hands of time. In Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino’s case, these hands of time are ever so gently pulling his hairline further back. The “Jersey Shore” and “Dancing With  The Stars” reality show guy (I refuse to call anyone from reality television a “star”, except for Dog, that guy is the truth brah) is on top of the world these days, pulling in millions from his television, book and other media deals, but the truth remains. He is definitely, albeit subtly, losing his hair. You can see that his hairline has receded since the old days. Will he do things gracefully and go for the shaved head in a few years? Or will he be the first person to have a ring of gelled spikes surrounding his bald spot? Time will tell how this situation turns out! (Crowd boos pun, throws garbage, Bald Master General exits stage)