Category Archives: Mr. Magoo

So you might be thinking, “I don’t know Bald Master General; how are you going to induct a cartoon character into the Bald Army?”. You know what I’m thinking? Screw you. That’s what I’m thinking. Anyhow, Mr. Magoo was a a big deal back in the day, as he walked around town getting into all sorts of mischief because of his extreme near-sightedness, but always seemed to survive and come out no worse for the wear. He was also voiced by Jim Backus, “The Millionaire” from Gilligan’s Island, a fact that instantly makes him cooler. Oh by the way, he was also completely bald, making him eligible for the Bald Army…again,because I said so. So there you have it, we’re letting cartoons into our Army, laugh now, but when they take over Roger Rabbit style, we’re going to be spared. Enjoy living under their cruel technicolor rule, losers.